Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, July 06, 2008

For Sale

Laguna Beach: For SaleThe price in fuel to start the engine: $1.32.
The price in fuel to go to the gas station to fill the tank: $7.87.
The price to fill the gas tank: $94.54.
The price to have it out of your life forever: Priceless.
For everything else there is Vespa.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Pay Me Or Else

Laguna BeachIt takes 5 unpaid tickets to earn one of these things.

Laguna Beach

One Ringy-Dingy, Two Ringy-Dingy

Laguna BeachWe're out making a rescue right now so leave a message at the beep.

Water Temp: 70

Tides:
01:22 AM -0.07 feet Low Tide
07:44 AM 3.12 feet High Tide
11:53 AM 2.15 feet Low Tide
06:38 PM 6.30 feet High Tide

Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Hell You Say?

Laguna BeachBeing a church parking lot does this mean we pay in Hell?

All Right I'm Outa' Here

Laguna Beach: Heisler Park

Friday, June 27, 2008

Open, Open, Open

Laguna Beach: Diver's Cove

Maybe You Can Explain It?

Laguna Beach: Main Beach
Water Temp: 67

Tides:
04:34 AM 3.02 feet High Tide
09:54 AM 1.53 feet Low Tide
04:59 PM 5.31 feet High Tide
12:23 AM 0.76 feet Low Tide (Sat)

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Smart Isn't Everything

Laguna BeachPhoto provided by James Nordstrom of Silver Images, 311 Ocean Ave., Laguna Beach, Ca 92651.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Nice Surf Today?

Laguna Beach: Main Beach

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Rules, All These Stinking Rules!

Laguna Beach

Thank-You For My Next Trick . . .

Laguna BeachWater Temp: 55

Tides:
03:17 AM -0.42 feet Low Tide
09:49 AM 3.31 feet High Tide
01:55 PM 2.39 feet Low Tide
08:21 PM 5.78 feet High Tide

Friday, June 13, 2008

Who Says It Never Ends?

Laguna BeachPhoto provided by James Nordstrom of Silver Images, 311 Ocean Ave., Laguna Beach, Ca 92651.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

But Will It Fly?

Laguna Beach

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Heisler Building Becoming Another Backlot Movie Set

Laguna BeachThe Heisler Building is just a facade now. No roof. Interior gutted. It looks like they're completly gutting the building and starting over. New everything. Hope the food improves. Will we have our breakfast specials?

A throne fit for a King? People it's just a port-a-john. A rent-by-the-day crapper. And in view of PCH. That should add to the ambience of Laguna Beach.

The sign on the right directs the handicapped to enter the building on Ramona Ave. Ramona Ave is the alley behind the Heisler Building. The alley is really an avenue? Please.

Laguna Beach

Friday, May 30, 2008

What A Revolting Development This Is

Laguna BeachWater Temp: 65

Tides:
12:36 AM 1.03 feet Low Tide
06:19 AM 3.42 feet High Tide
11:51 AM 1.12 feet Low Tide
06:29 PM 5.46 feet High Tide

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

How I Gave Up My Harley And Lived To See Another Day

Laguna BeachWater Temp: 64

Tides:
03:28 AM 3.69 feet High Tide
10:22 AM 0.63 feet Low Tide
05:22 PM 4.32 feet High Tide
11:35 PM 1.86 feet Low Tide

Friday, May 23, 2008

Say Again?

Laguna BeachAll right. All right. All right. All right.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Take The Picture Already!

Laguna BeachWater Temp: 61

Tides:
05:43 AM -0.49 feet Low Tide
12:26 PM 3.11 feet High Tide
04:12 PM 2.43 feet Low Tide
10:44 PM 5.38 feet High Tide

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

My Blue Laguna

Laguna Beach

Monday, May 19, 2008

A Beachless Laguna

Laguna Beach